Intresting jokes...

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.

haha

Soo hilarious hehe

This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.
The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.
The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".
So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.
So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.
The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"
So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.
So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"
The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"
So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .
When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"

Richdude... fall=fell fires=fiered leave=left get=got leave=left (again!) remember=rememberd drives=drove leave=left (AGAIN!) come=came

when u speak/write english then speak/write it proply

H34D5H0T wrote:Richdude... fall=fell fires=fiered leave=left get=got leave=left (again!) remember=rememberd drives=drove leave=left (AGAIN!) come=came

when u speak/write english then speak/write it proply

what?? it is proper english.. you may make mistakes, I just dont correct you.

well... just wanted to say ;P

I don't understand you...?